Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum antisocial Inspired by the 'everyone knows

Inspired by the 'everyone knows a Dave' quote

Are you sick of people poking their unwanted opinion in your face every time you use a bit of colourful language

funny mug for friends

Are you one of those people who can't function without their morning coffee

'Did you know that 'name' spelt backwards is 'insult'

Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum antisocial Inspired by the 'everyone knowsWe know how freaky some of you mucky fuckers get on Valentine's day & with the NHS already in a crisis, we thought we would do our bit to help. We don't want you guys being stuck up the A&E with something wedged in your corn hole now do we? Let this card be a gentle remind to do the mouth test first. MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter Our cards are