Miracle Max, Unemployed - Marchesa, the Black Rose - [Foil, Borderless] Secret Lair Drop (SLD) LCC create a 1/1 white Dog

create a 1/1 white Dog creature token

6–7 Extended-Art cards (frameless cards that show off a card’s artwork in its full glory)

each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand instead

The fine print is illegible scribbles

to enjoy a bit of naughty amusement

Miracle Max, Unemployed - Marchesa, the Black Rose - [Foil, Borderless] Secret Lair Drop (SLD) LCC create a 1/1 white DogDethrone (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1 +1 counter on it.) Other creatures you control have dethrone. Whenever a creature you control with a +1 +1 counter on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step. "It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead."